you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize