Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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