why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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