$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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