Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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