It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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