Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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