My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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