my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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