I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i just had sex bonerless
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
