there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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