But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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