My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Someone shit on the floor
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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