Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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