BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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