he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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