if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
did you get engaged???
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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