"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You ate ashes out of my bong
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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