Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
this just has baby written all over it
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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