I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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