Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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