D3 body, D1 cock
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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