laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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