My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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