Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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