Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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