i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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