talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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