I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize