he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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