it wasn't lemon gatorade
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Randomize