So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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