So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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