I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
When did angry sex become our thing?
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I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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