we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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