just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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