I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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