glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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