he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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