i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just blew my weed a kiss
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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