I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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