lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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