I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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