i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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