did you get engaged???
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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