so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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