Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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