If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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