No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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