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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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