Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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