Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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