Small penises have feelings too.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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