You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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