At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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