Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You ate ashes out of my bong
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Randomize
