Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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