That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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