No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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